Henley-on-Thames, England

Columbia Road, London, England

Windsor, England

If you recall my trip to Amsterdam a few years ago, you might remember how much I love funny signage. Here are a few goodies I saw in London and Paris.

Be nice to the Transport for London staff.

Falling down the stairs can be hazardous to your health.

This ashtray looks like a cute little robot. One that eats ashes and cigarette butts.

Trash-eating barge

Don’t stick your hands in the doors.

And definitely don’t stick your head in the doors, unless you want to lose it.

And in case you need condoms before you hop on the train, there’s a vending machine in the Metro station.

17th St., Chelsea, NYC

My friend Patrick took this picture while out with his dad one day. I had it posted on my wall at work. Thanks Peves!

And my friend Janet took some artistic liberties and enhanced this “no dogs allowed” sign for my birthday. This is also on my wall at work. Thanks Janet!

22nd St., Chelsea, NYC

NYC

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